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clientsfromhell:

To be fair, this client is more of an old acquaintance that I’ve more or less adopted. He shows up every couple of years with a new idea he needs help with. The latest is a one page website for his wood sculptures. He does all his email and web browsing at the library and calls from a pay…

bearsimdisappointedin:

nuclearbummer:

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

US

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You don’t need to label yourself as a “vaginophile” or a “phallophile” but assuming “I’m a lesbian” immediately translates to “I don’t like penis” makes you a shitty ally. You can define yourself as a lesbian, and you can only like vagina, both are COMPLETELY valid. But saying one instantly means the other is saying “I like women, and all women have vaginas. If you don’t have one, you’re not really a girl.” And that is invaldiating trans women.

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http://ameliated.tumblr.com/  <—Wise words. Invalidating to all trans* people and intersex people as well.  (via blackftmxxperience)

Thank the lord that this was expressed in such simple terms because even I think that forcing people to identify as phallophiles and vaginophiles is a bit much.

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blackamazon:

I’m probably gonna upset the mommas a lil bit but I upset myself so

I want this to be wrong. I want this to be me being romantic and overanalyzing

But I been rewatching the 7-11 footage and he does look a lil suspicious at the counter . He keeps searching for his money, and puts his hands above…

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catamite:

mattachinereview:

It has to do with coming out as a young kid who got sent to a lot of therapists who were trying to determine whether I was trans through various cissexist and binarist means. At one point I remember literally filling out a questionnaire with questions like,…

I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.

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Chris Rock

see, this is something that aforementioned idiot should listen to. if you think racial equality exists because we have the same purported opportunity to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps, ask if we even started at the same point, when people of color didn’t even have the same opportunities to set up a foundation for the life of this generation. you think your white grandparents got the same jobs as a person of color’s grandparents, so that they could retire and you would know they’d have access to healthcare? you think your white family was offered the same rates (or even chances) for home loans as a family of color’s so that you didn’t have to work a job through high school to meet rent? you think that your mother worrying if you’re going to get into a good college is hard enough? what if on top of that, your mother also had to worry that you might get gunned down in the street because of the color of your skin?

i’m sorry buddy, but you are wrong, and chris rock is so, so right.

(via wordsandturds)

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